Tory Rat – You’re Never More Than 10 Feet From A Tory T-Shirt

Everyone’s heard that you’re never more than 10 feet from a rat, in England you’re never more than 10 feet from a Tory. You might work with them, catch trains with them, you might even live with them. It’s enough to make a person want to move to Scotland where they’ve all but eradicated the Tory vermin.

Wear our Tory Rat t-shirt to raise awareness of the rodent infestation that’s destroying our country.