Meghan And Harry – Better Dead Than Wed T-Shirt

We work with them, they're in the pub, some of us even have to live with them.

People delighted to be paying for a wedding they're not invited to are everywhere.

Some of us aren't delighted.

Some of us would rather the royal family were going to the guillotine but sadly they're not.

We can still upset the delighted sycophants though.

At least we have that.